Tactic #1: Create a blog of fake (or are they) tactics

First off, I need to make it blatantly clear that I am following none of these tactics... why on Earth would I make a blog telling my would-be assassin all of my hiding places and all of my tactics? Do I look like an idiot?

Yes.

But I don't act like one.

A note to my assassin: None of the tactics on this blog are real in anyway... and this includes this tactic, tactic number 1. It's not real. Which means it's real. But that, in turn, means it's not real...

If I were to illustrate this blog it would be this:


I am a waterfall. I am invincible.